
So I'm going to try again.
My relationship for Tyra Banks can be described as a hate-hate relationship.
'The Tyra Banks Show,' while highly successful in the ratings, has to be easily the most annoying, pointless, it's all about me (as in Tyra) talk show on the air.
Once again, I have the clips to back it up!
Enjoy, and I look forward to reading the "Death to Marcus" comments.
And Tyra, if you read this, have your people call my people and book me for your awful show.
You're welcome.
5. Tyra's Tips: How to Look Slimmer
Doesn't this whole tip go against Tyra's views about being happy with her body image? She made a big stink over those less then flattering photos of her and told folks to kiss her fat ass, but is giving tips in order to hide that fat ass? I don't get it.
4. Tyra's Secret Toilet Tip
OK, just eww! It took you all these years to realize that if you're squatting that maybe your panties aren't around your ankles and away from the toilet seat? Thank you Tyra for pointing out that great observations. Women's panties across the world thank you for saving them for that dribble of urine left on the toilet seat.
3. Tyra and the Playdo Dookie
Do you notice a pattern yet? Another bathroom related topic, but this time it involves making No. 2, not No.1. Dookie?!? What are you, 11? FYI, I don't need to know that you release small "dookie" balls when you use the bathroom, Tyra.
2. Tyra Banks Feels Katharine McPhee's Breasts
This is not the only time Tyra has grabbed on a woman's breasts. Remember the Rosie O'Donnell cop-a-feel? Who knows what the deal is behind the fascination with the breasts but keep your hands to yourself next time -- or touch your own.
1. Tyra Falls Over!
Hands down, the best clip from the 'Tyra Banks Show' in the last eight months or so, is Tyra falling out of her chair at the sight of this furry little creature. Mind you the porcupine is just chillin' on the table, minding its business, while Tyra is tumbling out of her seat. If you're that scared of animals, how about you not schedule them for your show? But that's right, you have to find a way to steal the spotlight from the poor porcupine and make it all about you.


1. Marcus, cut Tyra some slack. some of use appreciate the how to look slimmer tips.
Lisa at 10:08PM on Jun 21st 2007